Jokes

sábado, 17 de julho de 2010

Jokes

1.How to identify a Portuguese ass?
It copies everything the teacher writes and then deletes it.

2.How to identify a Portuguese student smart?
He does not copy anything in the contract because he knows that the teacher will erase.

3.How do you know that the bakery was computerized potuguês?
It uses a mouse behind the ear.

4. What do Portuguese seventeen in front of the cinema?
Expect another Portuguese, because the film is banned for children under 18.

5.Por that the electric car did not work in Portugal?
For the first hundred meters making uttered.